Oh Mark, what have you done with your life? We’ve given you the liberty to be an outdoor cat and yet you choose to live a privileged cushy indoor lifestyle. Somehow you still manage to hunt, thanks for the tiny squirrel last week (it lived, he doesn’t really murder what he brings in, just thinking he’s testing out new roommates). Anyway, you’re kind of taking extra “winter weight” to the extreme. Get it together bro.