Best Questions To Ask Your Husband While He's Watching A Football Game | Babylon Bee
It's that time again, wives of sportsball fans! It's time for your husbands to break out their football jerseys and for you to constantly ask them millions of important questions while the game is on.
https://babylonbee.com/news/best-questions-to-ask-your-husband-during-football-game
Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading | Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a surprise announcement, Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi confirmed she will be seeking reelection for yet another 2-year term of lucrative insider trading.
https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-announces-bid-for-two-more-years-of-insider-trading
Kamala Harris Arrives At Ground Zero To Give Speech About January 6 | Babylon Bee
NEW YORK, NY — As the nation paused to remember the devastating attacks that took place on September 11, 2001, Vice President Kamala Harris arrived at the former site of the World Trade Center towers to mark the occasion by giving a speech about the Capitol riots on January 6, 2021.
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-arrives-at-ground-zero-to-give-speech-about-jan-6
Wife Catches Conservative Husband Hiding In Closet Eating Avocado Toast | Babylon Bee
DENTON, TX — So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-catches-conservative-husband-hiding-in-closet-eating-avocado-toast
Biden Comforts 9/11 Victims By Telling About The Time He Was Playing Jenga And His Tower Fell Down | Babylon Bee
ANCHORAGE, AK — With Americans across the country remembering the tragic events of September 11, 2001, President Joe Biden offered the victims' families comfort by telling them about the time he watched in horror as his Jenga tower fell right before his eyes.
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-comforts-911-victims-by-telling-about-the-time-he-was-playing-jenga-and-his-tower-fell-down
New California Law Dictates If Your Kid Says He's Optimus Prime You Must Install Tires On Him And Let Him Run Down The 405 Freeway | Babylon Bee
LOS ANGELES, CA — California parents were thrown for a loop today after news broke of a new state law that says if a child identifies as Optimus Prime, they will be required to install tires on him and send him running down the 405 freeway.
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-california-law-says-if-your-kid-says-hes-optimus-prime-you-must-install-tires-on-him-and-let-him-run-down-the-405-freeway/
Shuttered Adult Bookstores Cite Fierce Competition From School Libraries | Babylon Bee
SACRAMENTO, CA — Honest, hard-working small business owners across the country have shuttered their adult bookstores, citing the inability to compete with the vast network of school libraries offering an array of X-rated adult material to an entire generation of kids.
https://babylonbee.com/news/shuttered-adult-bookstores-cite-fierce-competition-from-school-libraries/
