As I was falling asleep last night I made up what I though at the time in my delirium was a great joke.

Apparently someone else thought of it eons ago

Just drove past a neighbor with this garbage can. Who still has metal garbage cans? I half expected Oscar the f’n Grouch to pop out and start complaining about something. Was this guy a former member of the off-Broadway musical sensation STOMP? Seriously

So very proud of my wife for passing her NYS road test and getting her first official license to drive in the USA!