Got a partner? Got weans? Got a hoose? Got food in yer cupboard? Well let me tell ye that if you got 50% and above then yer life is pretty good. Appreciate what ye have as you are rich. Life is too short to worry about it crap like money, career, fame and travel. We are dust in the wind. Personally I’m planning on drawing a huge cock and balls on the shard with permanent marker so nobody forgets me.

We wanna get loaded! #primalscream

People are spending money on Union Jack paper plates and junk whilst homeless people are ushered away and hidden so some big eared idiot can live out his personal Disney fantasy.
If you are celebrating this idiot (who incidentally couldn’t give two hoots about you or your peasant life) then you are not right in the head.
This empirical nonsense holds the uk back. The quicker people embrace republicanism the better #letthemeatcake #DownWithTheCrown #NotMyKing